Whats the difference between you and a sick Mallard?
One’s a sick duck, the other’s a dick suck
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
There was a man who mistook TippEx for Viagra
He woke up in the morning with a massive correction
A good joke is like sex
Very hard to get
I don’t always have sex while I’m camping
But when I do it’s fucking in tents!
VPNs are like Condoms
One leak and you could end up sentenced to at least 18 years.
One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex.
“Sex?” he asked. “What’s that?”She explained what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!”Horrified, Jane said, “Oh,… Read More »One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex.
What did virgin Mary yell when she walked into her son masturbating?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
Some people are so ignorant about anatomy.
Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.
“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.