Did you hear about the horse who married a prostitute?
He was a one-trick pony.
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.
Donald Trump: “Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check.”
What do you call a Jewish Woman’s boobs?
Joobs(Yes I stole this from South Park)
Matt Damon decided to do porn
“Saving Ryan’s Privates”
A man was getting ready to go down on a gal…
He said,”damn you got a big vagina, damn you got a big vagina.””She said,”you didn’t have to say it twice.”He said,”I didn’t!”
I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes.
All the way to the butt.
Your penis can grow in length and has a prehensile function
It is strong enough to be used to swing around like spiderman, but you can only use it in open spaces.
What’s the worst part about having sex with a miner?
Their headlamp always shines right in your eyes!!
My Co-worker gave me some motivational advice today
He said: “If you can figure out how to get something done naked with a stick, there should be no excuse not to do it… Read More »My Co-worker gave me some motivational advice today
A man and woman had been married for 30 years
In those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he… Read More »A man and woman had been married for 30 years