I call my penis the Canadian
Because it curls when it gets cold.
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
(OC) what do you call a wall of teenage girls blocking a hallway?
The Great Wall of vagina
Why did they call the painter who liked strangling sex, ‘the vegetable’
Cos he was an artichoke.
A women just gave birth
Soon after her husband pulled the doctor aside and asked him “How soon until we can have sex”?The doctor smiled and replied “I can meet… Read More »A women just gave birth
Whats the diffarence between a dirty busstop and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty busstation, the other’s a busty crustation.
My girlfriend told me she’s going to be a great comedian one day
She said every time we have sex a joke comes to her
What joke blows up even if someone just thinks about it?
Unfortunately, my dick.
So I was charged for sex trafficking.
Never going to have sex in the middle of the highway anymore.
A couple with kids had made a pact that they would always fulfill each other’s physical desires every time they were in the mood. They had also thought of a secret way of communicating with each-other so that the kids would not understand..
For example, every time one was in the mood for sex, they would say to the other: “can you please help me type a letter… Read More »A couple with kids had made a pact that they would always fulfill each other’s physical desires every time they were in the mood. They had also thought of a secret way of communicating with each-other so that the kids would not understand..
I went to the store and bought naked juice, then called my dad
“Dad, I got naked at the store!” I told him.“Son, your an idiot”