My friend can recognize a woman by looking at her breasts
He says they can hide their face, but they cannot hide their identitties
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
It was probably your sister.
A girl told me to cut my penis off in a fan.It was probably your sister.She said fix the fan.It was broke in 2.
This old bloke is in hospital.
This old bloke is in hospital.Tubes coming out of him, heart monitor, oxygen mask, the works.Nurse comes in to check on him.He seems agitated and… Read More »This old bloke is in hospital.
Naughty Norbert…
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, “mouthwash” wasn’t the right answer for the question “what comes after 69?” ????… Read More »Naughty Norbert…
When I was younger, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and only lasted 3 secs..
I think it was the whoremoans that set me off.
Yes I get all the cool numbers- 420 is a weed thing, 69 is a sex thing…
and 9:45 is bedtime.
I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
I would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.
But I don’t want to be the butt of the joke.
A panda walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the… Read More »A panda walks into a bar.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Without a penis.