A mom shows her son a picture that she took of him
He says “That’s amazing! How did you create it, did you use your cellphone camera?” To which she replies “No, it was just sex”
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
A man was out hunting one day..
He had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and… Read More »A man was out hunting one day..
A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
He suspected his wife was having an affair and cheating on him during her lunch hour at work. One day, he decided to leave work… Read More »A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
I once took a viagra to see what the experience would be like.
Unfortunately it got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for hours.
Just found out “cock fighting” is done with chickens…
12 months of training wasted
Somewhere in Siberia
Note: translated from another language(dirty)LongSiberia, it’s super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he’s on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light… Read More »Somewhere in Siberia
My uncle always dresses up in the worst Halloween costumes. So we were relieved when he said he was going to be a Muppet this year.
He was naked with an arm up his butt.
A Musician Walks Into a Porn Movie Showing At a Theatre
He’s sitting there, waiting for the movie to start when a couple comes in sits down in front of him.Not wanting to seem like some… Read More »A Musician Walks Into a Porn Movie Showing At a Theatre
They say everything looks bigger when you’re a kid…
I knew my uncle’s dick wasn’t that huge