Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in… Read More »A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
Cum is just your dick vomiting from motion sickness. türk takipçi satın al
The midget knight doesn’t seem to be frightened and proceeds to be in the position to fight. The big knight lunges towards him and gets… Read More »Before the swordfight could begin, one big ferocious knight displays a gigantic sword to his opponent, an unarmed midget-knight, and laughs at him
Apple is working on smart breast implants, which can adapt their shape and texture to suit your lifestyle. The iTit can be used charge your… Read More »Apple breast implants
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.… Read More »The first time
This joke is courtesy of my 2 days fetus. He/she telepathically told me the joke 2 days ago. It goes like thisfetus: what do you… Read More »[Original Joke] this joke is
She told him repeatedly she didn’t want a lot for Christmas. instagram türk beğeni satın al
He decided to begin asking people how they died. A man comes up so saint Peter asked how he died. The man said “I was… Read More »One day Saint Peter got bored
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it .I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.”