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Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
So I was learning Japanese ,I used to think Chan is used for women
Turns out I was watching Loli porn
What is better than a woman?
-It is 2 woman (Slightly hearable lesbian porn sounds.)
16 year old Trump just had sex
Young Trump: Dad, dad! I just had sex for the first time!Trump senior: thats great my son, you are a winner! Come, sit and tell… Read More »16 year old Trump just had sex
I hate phone sex
Once the phone is in, you can’t even hear what the other person is saying.
Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
Patient: WTF! Doctor: Ma’am, you need to calm down.Does this work? Not sure if it’s clear that the patient is a male originally. Should I… Read More »Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
I’m hosting a party for people who can’t get an orgasm
Please tell me, if you can’t come.
People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
I say to those people. Have you tried snorting cocaine of a cock in the back of a limo wearing a seat belt? It’s fucking… Read More »People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
I got a stripper cake as a gift for Christmas
Its the thot that counts