Change
I have a confession to make, years ago I had a sex change, I went from having a lot of sex to having none… it… Read More »Change
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
Average
A recent test showed that the average man burns off 125 calories after having sex for an hour… If he was having sex for an… Read More »Average
English
“Mother! Don’t be so vulgar! I wasn’t “masturbatìng”. I was tentatively massaging the limb perpendicular to my torso while two appealing Homo sapiens of the… Read More »English
Wrong button
In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.
Selfie
The only time I use the word “selfie” is when I am describing my sex life.
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swallow it, they can just let it melt on their tongues.
Have fun
Having sex without taking your clothes off is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Morse code
If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I’m going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt,… Read More »Morse code
Delicious
She was amazing, so firm, so beautiful. Her legs were long and perfectly formed, her breasts were so full and juicy. I laid her down,… Read More »Delicious
Reminder
Just a reminder that mammogramming is more important than instagramming your boobs. Awareness month c: