No sex
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
to finish
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job… Read More »to finish
When my girl tells me her friend’s a slut….
When my girl tells me her friend’s a slut…. I take it as a hint
mirror
im at the age where food has taken over the role of sex in my life….as a matter of fact i put a mirror above… Read More »mirror
change name
I’ve changed my name to Getov, so it sounds like girls are shouting my name during sex.
let me..
“Please, just let me finish.” I said to my wife during an argument last night. “No I will NOT let you finish!” she yelled, pulling… Read More »let me..
JOKES
Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.
One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.
One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies. In the kitchen he runs into his grandpa who is drinking some whiskey. He asks “What’s that grandpa, can I have some?”
In response grandpa asks “I don’t know, can you touch your dick to your asshole?”
Taken aback the boy says “no” “Well when you can touch your dick to your asshole, come back here and I’ll share my whiskey with you.” Slightly offended Read More »One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.
anywhere
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s… Read More »anywhere
moment
Me: “This is a heart touching moment” Her: “No, you have your hands on my boobs”