A little boy was lost in a large mall.
A little boy was lost in a large mall. He approached a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”… Read More »A little boy was lost in a large mall.
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
alarm clock
I don’t really like the term “Morning Wood.” I prefer to call it “Jodi’s Alarm Cock.”
instead
I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex, instead of police officers.
long cuddle
I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.
happy end
I watched a directors cut of a porn film last night. At the end of the film, he actually fixed the washing machine.
Life is like a dick…Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
Life is like a dick…Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
latex factory
Latex Factory!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud ‘hiss-pop’ noise..Read More »latex factory
honest
According to my penis, there’s a 99% chance I like you.
holding
Got a porno the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some guy holding… Read More »holding
wrong
Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.