A rather bad man dies and meets Satan…
A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors. Satan explains, “I have good news and bad news. The bad… Read More »A rather bad man dies and meets Satan…
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Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them in the trash.
I don’t want unlucky people working in our department.
Trump: Hey Siri how many miles did I ran today?
Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to Iran today.
The Mature Lady
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh,… Read More »The Mature Lady
Nobody knew who the Iranian general was a few days ago…
He just kinda blew up
I made a quick drawing of a dark alleyway yesterday.
It’s a very sketchy place.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said: “Jesus knows you’re here.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head… Read More »A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said: “Jesus knows you’re here.”
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.