Why did the pirate take so long learning the alphabet
Because he spent years at C
Because he spent years at C
As she walks in, she goes right up to the pharmacist, looks him straight into his eyes and said;”I would like to buy some cyanide,”The… Read More »A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy
One says to the other “You’re doing alright, how am I?”
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Half way through the man’s trip, he gets a phone call from his brother who says, “Your wife just had a beautiful baby girl and… Read More »A man’s wife is 38 weeks pregnant with twins and he has to go on a month long business trip. Because the man knows that his wife will have the kids while he is gone he puts his brother in charge of accompanying his wife to the hospital and naming the kids.
“I think it’s got epilepsy” she tells the vet.Vet takes a look and says “It seems calm enough to me”.The blond says, “Well DUH!!!, I… Read More »A blond takes her goldfish to the vet.
“Ok” he starts, “how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”But before he can finish, a blonde woman from the audience stands… Read More »So a ventriloquist is on stage telling jokes at a local bar with his dummy on his leg. He asks if the audience wants to hear a blonde joke and the audience cheers with general enthusiasm…
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he open it
The owner put a sign in the window that read: “Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must… Read More »A local business owner was looking for office help.