I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
thefun
A thief broke into my house
He was searching for money so I woke up and searched with him
My favorite Finnish joke
Pekka is at a party in a tall building in the great city of Helsinki, which is quite different from the small timber cabin in… Read More »My favorite Finnish joke
Pretty new one. Definitely deserves to be in the reddit hall of fame, though.
r/aww•Posted byu/sjrem4 hours ago2My 12yo son used the $50 he got for Christmas to buy our old hound a new bed 48.3k points415 comments
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
He said “Genius”
My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.
She asked why Budapest.I said I’d renamed my stomach BudapestShe asked why againBecause Budapest is the capital of Hungry.She is divorcing me.
3 Men On An Island
3 friends were stranded on an island. After walking for hours, the 3 men. were found by a tribe that lived deep in the woods… Read More »3 Men On An Island