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This Stay at Home shit needs to end soon, today I took a nap simply to stop eating.

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Best part about coronavirus? I can tell people to stay the fuck away from me and I’m not just being an asshole.

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Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?” Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”

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Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. –… Read More »JOKESTER

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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER

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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.

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Me: This weed is shit!! ( 15 minutes later) ” I never knew my dog speaks Spanish”!