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King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old ugly witch can cure him. But the witch demanded a young handsome knight… Read More »

my mate asked “what’s the secret to your happy marriage?” I replied.. “Chemistry… I’m on valium and the hubby’s on Prozac”

Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed? …especially if the bed is in a hospital.

A Lady goes to confession. Lady: I think I am pregnant. Priest: How did this happen my child? Lady: I think it might have been… Read More »

I went to the acupuncturist the other day. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead

I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,… Read More »

What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407

My girlfriend is like terms and conditions Because I ignore everything she says and agree with her.

Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!