King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old ugly witch can cure him. But the witch demanded a young handsome knight for husband, and Galahad took it for the team and married her. On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice, she can be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa. Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance and she can decide that. The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most, is freedom over her body. She told Galahad that she will be a beautiful wife all the time for him. The moral of the story is no matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.

What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head? An Uber.

November 18

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My wife and I were going on holiday. And we were discussing our secret sexual fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed. So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.

November 10

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Having too much sex can cause memory loss! Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex can actually lead to memory loss!

November 7

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My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re expecting the baby early 2023

November 7

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My GPS just told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

November 3

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I was at a night club till 3 am yesterday celebrating my wife’s birthday. When I came back home, she was furious.

November 3

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“You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm,” I told the prostitute. “That’s not true,” she replied. “Of course it is,” I laughed. “What do you mean?” She said, “I’m a man.”

November 2

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A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over […]

October 26

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A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the clerk and says   “Hello, I’d like to purchase a new brain”.   The clerk replies with “Sure, here are some of our brains we have on sale” “Here’s the brain of a physicist, 5 dollars.” “Here’s our second […]

October 26

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I ate a small pizza, but it wasn’t enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one… They call it the dominoes effect.

October 25

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