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How did Jesus stay so ripped?
Pontius Pilates and CrossFit
Did you know Bill Burr has a brother that is a lumberjack?
His name is Tim
Why would you eat a clock?
There’s no real good reason, it’s just time consuming.
How do Muslims prefer their lunch?
Allah carte
WHERE DOES A PIRATE KEEP HIS BUCCANEERS.
under his bucking hat
One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.
With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.
I was buying a Christmas tree off this lady, and she asked “Are you going to put that up yourself?”
I replied “No, I was thinking of putting it up in the living room actually”(Nothing better than a christmas joke on new years eve.)
New Year’s Eve
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready.At the stroke of midnight, she… Read More »New Year’s Eve