A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.
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Joe’s Headaches
Joe is being plagued by terrible headaches.One day,after years of suffering,he decides to see a headache specialist.The doctor tells Joe to strip ,inspects him all… Read More »Joe’s Headaches
What’s it called when you marry a shoemaker?
Marrying your sole-mate
NYE
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New York eity
Knock-knock
Who’s there?Abby.Abby who?Abby new year!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos… poof. He disappeared without a tres.
Early Celebrations
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5thWhy?Because I like to reduce fractions.Happy New Year
Guys, I think this sub is really improving.
I haven’t seen a repost since last decade.