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I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun. It can’t be hard to join

To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a construction worker and an alcoholic. Fuck you that just was a lucky guess

What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server

l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the… Read More »

Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.

I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday… My kleptomania is really getting out of hand…

waitress said ” you wanna box for your leftovers ? ” I said “No , but I’ll wrestle you for the check ! ‘

Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his existence with. God answers “of… Read More »

Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his spare time. At that moment, bar phone rang loudly and Pavlov started worrying.… Read More »

The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant. I don’t want it. But he changed my mind.