How does a thief get into a house?
Intruder window
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What is the speed limit of sex?
68.At 69 you have to turn around.
Why isn‘t salt free?
Because it‘s sold.
If I got a reddit nickel for every time I’ve contributed..
I must have contributed exactly 50 times.
Jesus walks into a bar
Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”
Why don’t people want to play board games made in Thailand?
Because it’s always a Thai game.
As Mary told the wisemen,
Who brings myrrh to a christening?
How do you know if a hippie’s been in your house?
They’re still there.