When were the first hippies?
Back in the stoned age
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Build a man a fire he’ll be warm for the rest of the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.
What did Bob Ross refer to his children as?
Happy little accidents
Just finished the dishes and there are already more
It a dishes cycle.
Is your name medusa?
Because every time I look at you I get rock hard!
I’m 6 foot, 3 inches.
but those two measurements are separate.
This is Greta Thunberg’s favorite subreddit.
She’s very appreciative of our commitment to recycling jokes.
I bought my wife a nutcracker for Christmas
I figure after all these years breaking my balls manually she deserves it
This has been the best day as a 15 year old
It is also my birthday