A race against time!
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.And who won?Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
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They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.
So for Christmas I asked my brother to switch our names and lifestyles for a week….
Little did he know I was waay up on Santa’s naughty list
How do you start a bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
What’s the difference between a vegetarian salad, and one with chicken?
The chicken salad has a lot more body
Robin Williams got a new belt but he didn’t really like it
Yeah, he was really hung up on it
How to make crime rates drop to 0%?
They would. If government makes everything legal.
In Italy, children don’t leave milk and cookies for Santa.
Instead, they leave him elfredo.
If I purchased some land for you near a swamp…
then I’d make sure to buy you a bayou by you then say, “bye you”