What happened when Albert Einstein silenced his phone?
He won the no bell prize.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What kind of murderer has moral fiber?
A cereal killer.
I told my friends I was gonna go on HALO for a bit in 2007.
I just came back from a High Altitude Low Opening jump for 2019.
Whats the most common reasons why musicians go to jail?
For Hitting A Minor
How do you know if you’re a shy pooper?
Whether or not you give a sh*t
I can see 2 weeks into the future.
Yeah, I have 2020 vision
We all know where the Big Apple is
But do we know where Minneapolis
Remember when picking up women
It’s the thot that counts
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