Fun jokes

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, it took my breath away? I’ve never run so fast.

I still remember the day my mum and dad told me that Santa wasn’t real. I was heart broken… I jumped in my car and… Read More »@MrsSimmons

“Well, thank god that’s all over and out of the way for another year”!…. Said the wife as I rolled off the top of her… Read More »@Strype

What’s the difference between your cat and your wife? One doesn’t care whether you live or die and refuses to eat anything you make, and… Read More »@Ripcord2

Do you know the best way to keep an air fryer clean? Dont buy one.

Which car is best for off-road? A company car…

Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.

I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home She said I’m on my menstrual cycle, I said that’s okay I’ll… Read More »@TaylorFujii

What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis? A beginner.

The wife has just been diagnosed with an iron deficiency…. So I’ve bought her a new one for Christmas🎄🎅