Commas can really change the meaning in a sentence.
For example: Ben is in a hurry. Vs Ben is in a coma
Fun jokes
Trump: Siri, how many miles did i ran today?
Siri: Sending missiles to Iran today.
A Roman walks into a bar, Holds up 2 fingers, and says
“5 beers please”
A man dies and he’s able to be in heaven and in hell for 1 day so he could choose which he likes best.
And heaven was boring as fuck and hell was a 24/7 hookers and blow non stop party. So the next day he goes back to… Read More »A man dies and he’s able to be in heaven and in hell for 1 day so he could choose which he likes best.
my bad
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop pointing out random exits and entrances
I said: “There’s the door”
I got kicked in the nuts at Midnight on New Years.
I started the year off on the highest note possible.
DIVORCE
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and… Read More »DIVORCE