Fun jokes

I don’t want unlucky people working in our department.

Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to Iran today.

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Traffic Cop: Yes ma’am, I’m afraid you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh,… Read More »The Mature Lady

He just kinda blew up

It’s a very sketchy place.

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head… Read More »A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said: “Jesus knows you’re here.”

All the DNA matches and there’s no dental records.

…told his audience he’d disappear on the count of three.He began counting “Uno, dos…”And he disappeared without a tres.