Fun jokes

My father-in-law is hilarious. He recorded the lotto numbers from a news broadcast the night before on DVR then picked a ticket containing those numbers… Read More »prank

North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. everyone is trying to calm him down but he’s convinced he needs to fight… Read More »drunk guy

I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »lately

Oh look, North Korea wants attention again.

If Godzilla had a son, his name would be Jesuszilla.

I was going to buy some Viagra when the cashier asked what I needed it for…. Without saying anything I whipped out a picture of… Read More »picture

New Years Resolution: -Date more models. -(Revised) Date more girls. -(Re-revised) Date a girl. -(Re-re-revised) Talk to a girl. -(Re-re-re-revised) Find a girl. -(Re-re-re-re-revised) Cry… Read More »resolution

So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration. After handing them to him, he asks who the car belongs to. I… Read More »ride

I’ve been on vacation all week, with the house to myself. I think my penis just filled a restraining order against my hand.

I just realized why they call it “The mall”. Instead of going to one store just go to “them all” Them all =The Mall. Clever.