I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman
Category: Fun jokes
surprice
So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day Ever.
already
My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten years older already.
on the phone
I heard your house was robbed last week. Are you okay? I heard the robber said you could give him your phone or a blowjob. I see you are reading this on your phone.
difference
Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of ipads I own.
do you want?
I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one? I’ll print you one out.
matches
North Korea Decided Not To Firing Rockets… No One Couldn’t Find The Matches…
movie
A drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly, he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started screaming ‘MY PENIS,MY PENIS, MY PENIS’! All the people in the cinema were surprised at the guys behaviour. He continued, ‘Where is my penis? Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh…
caller id
the caller I.D. says “unavailable” …then so am I
either
If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.