“Dad…” “What?” “How do you know when you’ve met the right woman?” “They tell you, son.”
Category: Fun jokes
love
Him: What are you up to? Me: Looking at cakes. Him: What’s the occasion? Me: I love cake.
while I sleep
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
nobody
nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.. “Father, I have sinned..” “Yes son, just tell me what…
next generation
Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying. “You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox’s, PS3’s, Androids, flat-screen tv’s & laptops, you ungrateful little shit!”
License For Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, ‘I would like to…
advise
Never get into an arm wrestling match with a guy who has been alone for 6 months
heaven
She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.
birds and the bees
My father taught me about the birds and the bees. Now I’m dating a blackbird that swallows.
prank
My father-in-law is hilarious. He recorded the lotto numbers from a news broadcast the night before on DVR then picked a ticket containing those numbers for his wife. Seeing my mother-in-law brought to tears of joy and played that had was the greatest thing ever. Too bad they’re old people and didn’t record the shit.