North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. everyone is trying to calm him down but he’s convinced he needs to fight someone.
Category: Fun jokes
lately
I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you something?”
attention
Oh look, North Korea wants attention again.
name
If Godzilla had a son, his name would be Jesuszilla.
picture
I was going to buy some Viagra when the cashier asked what I needed it for…. Without saying anything I whipped out a picture of my wife.
resolution
New Years Resolution: -Date more models. -(Revised) Date more girls. -(Re-revised) Date a girl. -(Re-re-revised) Talk to a girl. -(Re-re-re-revised) Find a girl. -(Re-re-re-re-revised) Cry less while masturbating.
ride
So, the officer stops me and asks for my license and registration. After handing them to him, he asks who the car belongs to. I tell him it’s my wife’s and he asks if I have some kind authorization, because apparently you have to have some proof that you’re allowed to ride a car that’s…
home alone
I’ve been on vacation all week, with the house to myself. I think my penis just filled a restraining order against my hand.
mall
I just realized why they call it “The mall”. Instead of going to one store just go to “them all” Them all =The Mall. Clever.
side effects
Why are there never any good side effects? Just onceā¦ I’d like to read a prescription bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”