Fun jokes

I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.

I just bought an answering machine and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m just asking it the wrong questions.

I’m absolutely awesome in bed… Yesterday, I slept in until 2pm!!

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advise.

A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Boob: I give milk to new… Read More »your turn

Some historians believe the word “Love” stems from an old Viking word meaning “Vagina”. With this in mind, lets take a look at some song… Read More »songs

I lost my job and my wife on the same day. …Thank you Mega millions

So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants… Read More »who tf