Fun jokes

I’m holding a latte and a croissant while I break into this Mercedes… That way people will think its mine and I locked my keys… Read More »cheat

How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb ? None. Politicians never change anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied “I still love vista, baby.”

Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: What’s your WiFi password?”

An Ad from Durex Condoms:: To all the customers of our competitors” Happy Fathers Day”

Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job? He needed Space…

NSA agent: honey I’m home Wife: how was work? NSA agent: it was great, i had phone sex threesome with a couple and they didn’t… Read More »trhreesome

I don’t always get text messages, but when I do they start with “Dear Customer..”

why did god create the orgasm? so women can still moan even when they’re happy.

Mom: Don’t make me count to three! Me: Why? Is it to hard for you?