I’m absolutely awesome in bed… Yesterday, I slept in until 2pm!!
Category: Fun jokes
I will..
The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
Eden
Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.
Colbie
I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advise.
your turn
A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I am the greatest. Vagina: That’s nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex, that’s…
songs
Some historians believe the word “Love” stems from an old Viking word meaning “Vagina”. With this in mind, lets take a look at some song titles and see how it changes their meaning. 1.) Sugababes – My Love is Pink 2.) Bee Gees – How Deep is Your Love? 3.) Elvis Presley – A Big…
special day
I lost my job and my wife on the same day. …Thank you Mega millions
who tf
So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants to hear “who the fuck was that?”
pissed
Last year, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family for Christmas. My husband was pissed!
time
When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you, it means she’s giving you a chance to correct herself.