Fun jokes

In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.

I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.

Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am.. The longest minute and a half of your life

I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…

You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later and they have gained a lot of weight and that makes you… Read More »

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone numbers is doing nowdays ?

I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days” challenge… I blocked that person…

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? All men are bastards !!!

My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and said ‘This didn’t happen by accident’ I said ‘ if you ask your… Read More »

I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my life until… I swiped right on a blind date, a… Read More »