Fun jokes

Dad: Son, you better pass that exam today or else forget me as your father! Son: Sure, whatever Dad. *5 Hours later* Dad: So, how’d… Read More »Who are you

Two newlywed go on their honeymoon. As things start to get hot and heavy, The woman says, “Please be careful with me I’m a virgin.” The puzzled man replies, “But you’ve been married 3 times before.” “Read More »Miss him

Has anyone got a phone number for the Ghostbusters? I think I may have a poltergeist. I came in from work early and I heard… Read More »Help!

All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, as the first thing children are being taught is: A is for Apple.

My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie: ‘Every exit is an entrance to a new experience’ “Wow” she said, “are you thinking what… Read More »Hope so

The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of a sock.

My wife said last night, “Do you realise my mother is coming over for dinner in 5 minutes?” I replied, “Yes I know, I’m getting… Read More »See you

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ”Read More »Before her

A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: ‘All we did was… Read More »Correct

If one of Santa’s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an “elfie”?