Paying
A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the… Read More »Paying
Fun jokes
No one at home…
They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye – very young, ravishing and delectable.
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.
Right hand
HUSBAND: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me? WIFE: Of course I would sweetheart. HUSBAND: If I lost my… Read More »Right hand
Selfie
When I was a kid, a selfie was something you did with a bottle of lotion.
Your job is
Dear Heart {♥} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it…
Do it
The old saying is that if you want something done right, do it yourself. This shouldn’t apply to sex.
Could you tell
Have you heard about a computer virus which fills your internet history with hundreds of pornographic websites, then plants a folder somewhere on your hard… Read More »Could you tell
Q&A
What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man? A Myth.
Improvement
What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
Yes
A man walks into a library. “Yes we do,” says the librarian. “Do you have any books about mind reading?” asks the man.