Some girl has stolen my phone and clicked naked selfies.My cloud is full of them now. Somebody help me find her
I need to give her a charger too.
Fun jokes
Why did Nivea Cream?
…because Max Factor
My wife got hurt bumping into the sofa…
I called her an ouch potato.
Planes never seem to land happily,
They’re always a touch down
What’s the difference between the red hot chilli peppers and Harriet Tubman?
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves…
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking
I was driving down the road yesterday and was almost hit
By a storm trooper.
What’s 72?
69 with 3 people watching.