I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed
It was a catastrophe
Fun jokes
Land Mines
The Soviet Union don’t use land mines.They use land OURS.
Why is Kim Jong Un so unfit?
Probably because he didn’t have to run for office.
Everyone talks about how trans people are the most marginalized
and it’s true. But trans fats are the most margerinized!
Teacher – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Student – I don’t know and I don’t care
Why are balloons so damn expensive?
Because of inflation.
Whats the deal with Jorge Elbrecht?
Why does he look like this now? Is it makeup or did something happen to the poor fella?
What’s the difference between American beer and making love in a canoe?
None. Both are fucking close to water.
How does Pink order takeout?
I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.