Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?
To get to the other… Sa’id…
Fun jokes
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Chicken Tenders
When I die, I’d like to go in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the other 4 people in the car.
Common English mistakes:
Mixing up their, there or they’reWrong use of to, too or twoEnslaving innocent peoplePutting commas in the wrong place
What do you call a poop diary?
A log log.
Why didn’t Apple make an iPhone 9?
Because 789.
Chuck Norris once slapped a JPEG and it became a GIF
Are Chuck Norris jokes even still a thing???
One-night stands are great with drummers
As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.