Remember when picking up women
It’s the thot that counts
Fun jokes
A patient calls his old therapist
Patient: I just feel like I can’t connect with anyone. I’m always the third wheel or being forgotten. No one has any time for me.… Read More »A patient calls his old therapist
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What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside
The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He… Read More »The donkey in the backyard
What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable school pupil when he brought in a pin into his inflatable school?
You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.
What does a house wear?
A dress