my eyes are here
I know how women feel, I’ve had pair of breast tattooed on my forehead and now it’s like… Hellooo, my eyes are down here!
Fun jokes
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no more gifts
My wife asked me, “Honey, before we got married you use to give me gifts now you don’t, why?” “Have you ever seen a fisherman… Read More »no more gifts
I am..
Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.
jealous
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
too much
Me: ‘I”ve decided to stop studying.” Mom -”How come?” Me-”I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.”
excuse
heres an excuse for bald men: its not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine
movie reviewer
When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I’m a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.
mistake
I sent texts to the wrong people. Now my wife thinks I’m gonna fuck her, and my girlfriend thinks I work late.
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed. To the 1st mother,… Read More »A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…
I want to make a drink named F5…
I want to make a drink named F5… Cause it will be refreshing.