advice
Dear Microsoft, If you had called it “Bang” instead of “Bing,” you’d have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.
Fun jokes
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difference
Girls: Age 14, Look 18, Act 21 Guys: Age 21, Look 18, Act 14
old fashioned
people who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles
except
saw this girl the other day… She’s so beautiful it’s like in heaven above gaved her everything… well except my phone number
follow
-so… where were do you wanna go? – don’t speak, just follow your heart. – come on dude be serious or get out of my… Read More »follow
witch
Last Halloween I shouted to the wife “Baby there’s at witch the door, what should I do?” She shouted “Give her some candy and tell… Read More »witch
difference
DATING: “Oh, you’re so funny! I just love a man with a great sense of humor! ” RELATIONSHIP: “What the fuck is wrong with you?!… Read More »difference
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like…
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it? No? How… Read More »Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like…
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they…
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
second
My girlfriend notices i play X-box a lot.One afternoon she came over when i was playing X-box and she said “its like your second girlfriend”.I… Read More »second