anything
What do you say toa girl who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Anything she wants to hear.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
style
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.
it’s complicated
I had to change my relationship status on facebook to “It’s complicated” after breaking my right hand.
sense of humour
I came home today to find my wife on ebay again. My kids have a weird sense of humor.
no excuse
people with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
I called my boss to tell him I wasn’t coming to work this…
I called my boss to tell him I wasn’t coming to work this morning saying “My car won’t start.” He asked “What about the bus?”… Read More »I called my boss to tell him I wasn’t coming to work this…
conversation
-Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh A conversation between a cobra and a librarian.
wanna play
“Truth or Dare” “Truth” “Whats your credit card number?”
prank
Thing that cracks up all the time… ( it works 🙂 Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you pull up… Read More »prank
price
Me: Oh thats cute *Checks price tag* Me:No its not