Fun jokes

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight… “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.… Read More »Eraser

My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation. I didn’t want to go at first, but now, I don’t want to leave.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse… Read More »The wife then has to finish it off herself.

A woman goes to her husband’s funeral and bursts out laughing. People ask her why she’s laughing? And she replies: We’ve been married 30 years,… Read More »husband’s funeral

What do you call a society of depressed people? A melancholony.

All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging….. …..And I was right.

Why don’t aliens visit our Solar System? They read the reviews – just one star.

Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they… Read More »Reason

Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force. You stay in all day and no one comes

My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t remember the last time you came home in a good mood.” I… Read More »