Fun jokes

I received a wedding invitation. It read, “Your presence itself is a present. We don’t want any presents at the wedding.” After re-reading it repeatedly,… Read More »Not invited

We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in “What a pair!” says the wife… Read More »Pair of

I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy. Never laughed so hard in my life.

She kept staring at my lips the whole time, so I kissed her. So long story short I’m learning sign language now.

I met a woman last week who said she wanted a guy who’s funny and spontaneous Yet when I tapped on the window late at… Read More »Surprise

Some marriages have a happy ending… It’s called divorce.

I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!

The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work. He advised her to contact a plumber… Read More »almost come

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work!