Fun jokes

A pythong

An introvert programmer stares at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert programmer stares at yours.

Afterwards, the barber refused payment, saying “I cannot take money from a man of the cloth.” The priest was so moved that the next day… Read More »A priest went to get his hair cut.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

Some call me a functioning alcoholic.

Shit

I fucking hate my dad! Also there should be a flair for Family/FriendsBut my dad is a Homophobic POS, he saw my watching Steven Universe… Read More »You guys wanna brood and talk about how much we hate our dads?

Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.

I’ve been using the Sylo refillable pods for a while now, but they tend to burn easily on me. They’re better than the JPods in… Read More »Juul refillable pod alternatives