Fun jokes
What’s a Tesla Coil’s favorite author?
Nikola’s Sparks
What is worse than 3 babies in a garbage can?
One baby in 3 garbage cans.
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi, why did he leave? There wasn’t mush room.
I’m so broke…
… even my smoking is second-hand.
There are two types of people in the world:
those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I’m starting a charity for girls that can’t afford to buy vibrators
It’s called Toys for Twats
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What’s a thing pornstars and truckers have in common?
They both get paid by the load.