Fun jokes

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE… Read More »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a glass of “Less.” “Less?” I’ve never heard of it,” the bartender… Read More »a new drink at the bar

Pfizer is coming out with a Loyalty Card, after your 12th booster you get a free pizza… Provided you’re still alive.

How many politicians does it take to solve a problem? Trick question, nobody knows, because it’s never happened.

Australia said: “No one can come without vaccination”. Djokovic understood: “No 1 can come without vaccination”.

After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to re learn the basics. Like how to walk, how to talk, how to… Read More »

she got a text that said ” what are you doing ?” which she answered with ” probably failing my drivers test “

My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my wedding dress and after 10 years it still fits. Of course… Read More »@ChrisNewton

My memory foam pillow is so old….. …That it was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.

– In a scale 1 to 10, how much do you like to argue? – Would it be possible to make the scale from 1… Read More »I think you are wrong.