I sometimes wonder what would happen if there was no gravity
anyway iv’e had an uplifting day
Fun jokes
What is the difference between most people and horses?
Most people are asses
The flat earth society is pretty big!
They have members all around the globe!
My wife thinks I’m teasing her
Really, I still can’t find the hole!
I was going to post a gay joke…
butt fuck it.
A man very sadly died recently after breaking into a brewery and falling into a vat of beer
However, the police are treating his death as suspicious as the CCTV footage shows him getting out 3 times to take a piss.
For years I knew that I have a drinking problem…
…I tried hard and I tried long to get out of it.Finally, after countless attempts, I made it!I became a different person.But… turned out…that person’s… Read More »For years I knew that I have a drinking problem…
What does burnt breads, soldiers dying, and pregnant women have in common!
Pulling out too late.
Dave walks into his local pub…
…and sees Bob sitting at the bar, grinning from ear to ear.Dave goes up to Bob and says, “Oy, Bob, what you grinning about there?”… Read More »Dave walks into his local pub…
Why is it smarter to smoke weed than drink beer?
Because Budweiser