My kid, who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die
“Usually from suicide or overdose, son” i told him
Fun jokes
Relationships are like revolving doors
You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out
I told a communism joke
Nobody laughed, they said it didn’t work.
This Christmas, remember to do your shopping at Vile.Amazon.com
That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.
Anyone else still have their SS not pull your info yet?
Should I be concerned? I’ve already sent my SS their gift, and got a thank you from them. Mine still hasn’t pulled my info yet.
A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.
A horse goes into a bar
“Hey horse, why the long face?””I’m not a horse, I’m Adrien Brody”
How do you fart in another language?
You eat foreign food.